autumnherah:

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

Still funny

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runsleepygirl:

closer-each-day:

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

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bastardlybrendan:

fucknohtml:

bastardlybrendan:

You hang in there buddy, gonna fix you right up.

He’s just sleeping.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

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ijusthappentolikeboys:

veggieblt:

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I. HAVE. BEEN. WAITING. FOR. THIS. TO. BE. BACK. ON. MY. BLOG.

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imagineaperture:

Imagine if GLaDOS sounded like Linda from Bob’s Burgers.

"The girl for the debt"

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Anonymous
it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao

accept-nothing:

unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

Okay, but are we not going to talk about the fact that she actually is amazingly pretty? Like, excuse you. Who gave you the right to look like that? Are you even real?